The Wage Mage Thinks About Pagan Aerobics

So, I was swimming in the mage mommy's pool, and at the same time thinking about Midsummer and FPG. This got me thinking about Pagan Aerobics. Don't know why.. Here's how I think it would work...

Raise that wand, pagans! And one and two and lift that wand, and let's do invoking pentagrams! And up and down and over and across and down and ciiiirrrrcccllleeeee.... Very good! And let's try banishing, and one and two and three and four and five and ciiiirrrccclllleee...

Alright, grab that besom and let's clear that sacred space, and sweep, and sweep, and sweep! Excellent!

Alright, grab your chalices and athames, let's do great rites! And dip that athame! And dip, and dip, and dip!

It could work!

Coming to midsummer! Phoenix Council Aerobics!